diff --git a/proxy/api/index.js b/proxy/api/index.js
index 94bc364..3d86390 100644
--- a/proxy/api/index.js
+++ b/proxy/api/index.js
@@ -1,11 +1,156 @@
 // This is a Node.js implementation of status monitoring
 
+const location = ''
+
 const express = require('express')
+const net = require('net')
 const app = express()
 const port = 3000
 
-app.get('/', (req, res) => {
-  res.send('Hello World!')
+async function getWorkerLocation() {
+  const res = await fetch('https://cloudflare.com/cdn-cgi/trace')
+  const text = await res.text()
+
+  const colo = /^colo=(.*)$/m.exec(text)?.[1]
+  return colo
+}
+
+const fetchTimeout = (url, ms, options = {}) => {
+  const controller = new AbortController()
+  const promise = fetch(url, { signal: controller.signal, ...options })
+  const timeout = setTimeout(() => controller.abort(), ms)
+  return promise.finally(() => clearTimeout(timeout))
+}
+
+function withTimeout(millis, promise) {
+  const timeout = new Promise((resolve, reject) =>
+    setTimeout(() => reject(new Error(`Promise timed out after ${millis}ms`)), millis)
+  )
+
+  return Promise.race([promise, timeout])
+}
+
+
+// TODO: More code reuse here
+async function getStatus(monitor) {
+  let status = {
+    ping: 0,
+    up: false,
+    err: 'Unknown',
+  }
+
+  const startTime = Date.now()
+
+  if (monitor.method === 'TCP_PING') {
+    // TCP port endpoint monitor
+    try {
+      // This is not a real https connection, but we need to add a dummy `https://` to parse the hostname & port
+      const parsed = new URL("https://" + monitor.target)
+
+      const client = await net.createConnection(
+        { host: parsed.hostname, port: Number(parsed.port) },
+        () => {
+          console.log(`${monitor.name} connected to ${monitor.target}`)
+          status.ping = Date.now() - startTime
+          status.up = true
+          status.err = ''
+          client.end()
+        }
+      )
+
+      // const socket = connect({ hostname: parsed.hostname, port: Number(parsed.port) })
+
+      // // Now we have an `opened` promise!
+      // // @ts-ignore
+      // await withTimeout(monitor.timeout || 10000, socket.opened)
+      // await socket.close()
+
+      
+    } catch (e) {
+      console.log(`${monitor.name} errored with ${e.name}: ${e.message}`)
+      if (e.message.includes('timed out')) {
+        status.ping = monitor.timeout || 10000
+      }
+      status.up = false
+      status.err = e.name + ': ' + e.message
+    }
+  } else {
+    // HTTP endpoint monitor
+    try {
+      const response = await fetchTimeout(monitor.target, monitor.timeout || 10000, {
+        method: monitor.method,
+        headers: monitor.headers,
+        body: monitor.body,
+      })
+
+      console.log(`${monitor.name} responded with ${response.status}`)
+      status.ping = Date.now() - startTime
+
+      if (monitor.expectedCodes) {
+        if (!monitor.expectedCodes.includes(response.status)) {
+          console.log(`${monitor.name} expected ${monitor.expectedCodes}, got ${response.status}`)
+          status.up = false
+          status.err = `Expected codes: ${JSON.stringify(monitor.expectedCodes)}, Got: ${response.status
+            }`
+          return status
+        }
+      } else {
+        if (response.status < 200 || response.status > 299) {
+          console.log(`${monitor.name} expected 2xx, got ${response.status}`)
+          status.up = false
+          status.err = `Expected codes: 2xx, Got: ${response.status}`
+          return status
+        }
+      }
+
+      if (monitor.responseKeyword || monitor.responseForbiddenKeyword) {
+        // Only read response body if we have a keyword to check
+        const responseBody = await response.text()
+
+        // MUST contain responseKeyword
+        if (monitor.responseKeyword && !responseBody.includes(monitor.responseKeyword)) {
+          console.log(`${monitor.name} expected keyword ${monitor.responseKeyword}, not found in response (truncated to 100 chars): ${responseBody.slice(0, 100)}`)
+          status.up = false
+          status.err = "HTTP response doesn't contain the configured keyword"
+          return status
+        }
+
+        // MUST NOT contain responseForbiddenKeyword
+        if (monitor.responseForbiddenKeyword && responseBody.includes(monitor.responseForbiddenKeyword)) {
+          console.log(`${monitor.name} forbidden keyword ${monitor.responseForbiddenKeyword}, found in response (truncated to 100 chars): ${responseBody.slice(0, 100)}`)
+          status.up = false
+          status.err = "HTTP response contains the configured forbidden keyword"
+          return status
+        }
+      }
+
+      status.up = true
+      status.err = ''
+    } catch (e) {
+      console.log(`${monitor.name} errored with ${e.name}: ${e.message}`)
+      if (e.name === 'AbortError') {
+        status.ping = monitor.timeout || 10000
+        status.up = false
+        status.err = `Timeout after ${status.ping}ms`
+      } else {
+        status.up = false
+        status.err = e.name + ': ' + e.message
+      }
+    }
+  }
+
+  return status
+}
+
+app.use(express.json());
+
+app.post('/', (req, res) => {
+  res.json(
+    {
+      location: getWorkerLocation(),
+      status: getStatus(req.body),
+    }
+  )
 })
 
 app.listen(port, () => {